i never talk about my family, but the next few posts may be about them.


this is my dad.

likes: national geographic, stringed instruments, gospel discussions, fried chicken, conservative talk radio, country music, fried chicken, watching samoan-related videos on Youtube, reading, his family, fried chicken, entertaining, westerns, the la-z-boy.


dislikes: broken internet, cold weather, people parking in his parking spot, birds pooping on his car ("I'll be damned!"), diabetes, "rabbit food".


learned to write: in the dirt with a stick
first wore clothes: age 13
can he fish with a spear? yes
did he drop out of school to dance at disneyland? yes
dad ranking: number 1.